"Before you criticize someone, always walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you'll be a mile away and have their shoes."
-- author unknown
"After I am dead, I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one."
-- Marcus Porcius Cato, "Cato the Elder"
"Quitters never win, and winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots."
-- www.despair.com
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
-- Thomas Alva Edison
"Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact."
-- George Eliot
"Some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue."
-- author unknown
"If the world made sense, men would ride sidesaddle."
-- author unknown
"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."
-- Albert Einstein
"He who laughs last thinks slowest."
-- author unknown
"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
-- Martin Luther King, Jr.
"A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems."
-- Paul Erdos
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
-- Oscar Wilde
"If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen, or 1,024 chickens?"
-- Seymour Cray
"Some women get excited about nothing, and then marry him."
-- author unknown
"When everything comes your way, you're in the wrong lane."
-- author unknown
"And remember boys - flies spread disease... So keep yours closed!"
-- Band of Brothers
"God gave men both a penis and brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time."
-- Robin Williams
"Be careful about reading health books. You might die of a misprint."
-- Mark Twain
"Each problem I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems."
-- Rene Descartes, Discours a la Methode
"The early bird gets the worm. On the other hand, the early worm gets eaten."
-- author unknown
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."
-- Sir Winston Churchill
"There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots."
-- www.despair.com
"Heck was created for those who refuse to believe in Gosh."
-- author unknown
"If you are going through hell, keep going."
-- Sir Winston Churchill